Are you quick to anger? Do people who don't use their turn single make you abandon all hope for humanity? Do you mutter colorful language under your breath if someone switches lanes too closely to you? Relax! It's all okay-- just remember, not everyone can be as patient and flawless as a driver as you are. You're well-equipped in road etiquette, and as long as you make it to your destination safely, there's no reason to let others boil your blood!
2. The Cruising, Comfortable Driver
Do you feel like your car is essentially a living room on wheels? When you set out on the road, do your muscles relax and feel like you just cuddled with a dozen Golden Labrador puppies? In that case, you might be the Cruising, Comfortable Driver! You love to drive and often taken the long road home, simply because the feel of tires on asphalt subdues you in the way a baby might feel subdued by the gentle vibrations of a car seat. Just don't get too relaxed, or you could become the . . .
3. Overly-Relaxed, Lackadaisical Driver
Do you view driving as yet another opportunity to prove that you know every lyric to Bohemian Rhapsody, singing it louder than a muffler exhaust? Do you write grocery lists or try to reach that stick of gum that got lost between the seats while sitting at a stop light? Unfortunately, these characteristics point to you being an Overly-Relaxed, Lackadaisical Driver. Pay attention to the road! Hey, we all love it when our favorite song comes on, and I'm sure your bad breath could really use that gum, but don't forget that other peoples' safety is at the whim of your attention span!
4. Perfect, Mastered-Driver
Now, if you're not old enough to remember when Saturday Night Live was actually funny, or if you don't understand that reference at all, you're probably not the Perfect, Mastered-Driver. It takes years of experience and dedication to become this brand of driver, which can only come with time and age. You are relaxed yet focused, pro-active yet quick to react, and most of all, you've properly configured your radio's preset stations! Congrats, you are the Perfect, Mastered-Driver!
