1. The Angry, Prone to Road Rage Driver
Are you quick to anger? Do people who don't use their turn single make
you abandon all hope for humanity? Do you mutter colorful language under
your breath if someone switches lanes too closely to you? Relax! It's
all okay-- just remember, not everyone can be as patient and flawless as
a driver as you are. You're well-equipped in road etiquette, and as
long as you make it to your destination safely, there's no reason to let
others boil your blood!
2. The Cruising, Comfortable Driver
Do you feel like your car is essentially a living room on wheels? When
you set out on the road, do your muscles relax and feel like you just
cuddled with a dozen Golden Labrador puppies? In that case, you might be
the Cruising, Comfortable Driver! You love to drive and often taken the
long road home, simply because the feel of tires on asphalt subdues you
in the way a baby might feel subdued by the gentle vibrations of a car
seat. Just don't get too relaxed, or you could become the . . .
3. Overly-Relaxed, Lackadaisical Driver
Do you view driving as yet another opportunity to prove that you know
every lyric to Bohemian Rhapsody, singing it louder than a muffler
exhaust? Do you write grocery lists or try to reach that stick of gum
that got lost between the seats while sitting at a stop light?
Unfortunately, these characteristics point to you being an
Overly-Relaxed, Lackadaisical Driver. Pay attention to the road! Hey, we
all love it when our favorite song comes on, and I'm sure your bad
breath could really use that gum, but don't forget that other peoples'
safety is at the whim of your attention span!
4. Perfect, Mastered-Driver
Now, if you're not old enough to remember when Saturday Night Live was actually funny,
or if you don't understand that reference at all, you're probably not
the Perfect, Mastered-Driver. It takes years of experience and
dedication to become this brand of driver, which can only come with time
and age. You are relaxed yet focused, pro-active yet quick to react,
and most of all, you've properly configured your radio's preset
stations! Congrats, you are the Perfect, Mastered-Driver!
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